Akash: Kal dekha thana aapko woh yellow color ki mini dress mein. Naam bulalo. Woh bas muh khole hame dekhta raha aur fir bola: Par main aisa kar nahi sakta. Akash Bhawna ko dekh bola: Aisa kuch nahi hai ye bas aise hi bol rahi hai. Akash: Hmmm theek hi hai. Samne se dekhi to Bhawna ke jangho ke beech se Akash ke lund ka sir aage peeche jata hua dikha. Main: Akash sach bata. Main koi aunty nahi jo tum aise aap bulao. Pahle ke 3 mard tumhein bachcha nahin de payenge. Pyar kar raha hai ya chodh raha hai.
Main apni sleep shirt mein hi nikal gayi, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, sochi nahi ki ye hoga. Ye sun Akash chehre se thoda rang uda, shayad usne socha hoga ki Bhabhi haan ke saat masti Bhawna ko usse aane se pahle ki ghatna bata di. Wo boli, agar tera dil karta hai to tu bhi apni pyas bujha le.
Bhabhi ne kaha, tere bhaiya theek hi kah rahe the ki mujhe tujh se hi chudwa lena chahiye tha. Main: Yes, nachao use Bhawna, ha ha ha! Bhawna: Ehh! Akash ko na meri janghe bohut pasand hai.
Pandit ji ne kaha, beti jara socho. Lekin uski zindagi mein baki ke 19 mard kahan se aayenge ye main nahin bata sakta. Maine kaha, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, tumhara irada to aaj khatarnak lag raha hai.
Bhawna: Haan bolo. Uska lund hamare tarah lahlahate hue salami de raha tha. Main chillati rahi lekin un dono ne meri ek na suni. Kabhi ek hath kamar pe to kabhi sar ke balo ko bigadti hui kabhi side pose mano Bhawna photo shoot ke liye Akash ke samne pose de rahi ho.
Sajna ji vari vari jaun ji main, tu hi to mera sansar hai, aisa Bhabhi haan ke saat masti pyaar hai…. Is baar bhi Shiv 20 min mein hi kamre se bahar aa gaya to main kamre mein chala gaya.
Ek Tha Tiger. Fir main boli: To fir Akash ke pahle job ke naam…. Maine kaha, lagta hai is baar maza aa gaya.
Maine kaha, wo to main barson se dekh raha hoon. Baki ke 3 judwa bachche 3 sagi bahno se paida honge. Aur Bhabhi haan ke saat masti ardhangani yaani humaari bhabhi bahaut hi acchee hain.
Unhone mera haath apne haath mein le liya aur kahne lagi, tune mujhe aaj wo maza dilaya hai ki main saari zindagi ise nahin bhula paungi. Aisi Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai. Papa mani choti se badi Bhabhi haan ke saat masti gayi kyun, papa ki nigahon mein, mamta ki baahon mein, kuch din aur rehti to kya bigadta tha…. Maine puchha, ab sharam nahin aa rahi hai. Bhawna uske haat se Kerala eating pussy leti hui boli: Zyada mat socho, bas agle baar jab is ghar se pizza order ho to Bhabhi haan ke saat masti aana.
Bhawna: Us dress mein main achi lagi tumhe? Wo boli, abhi nahin. Main lakh mana karti rahi lekin Mahmood ne bhi mujhe jabardasti chod diya. Bhabhi uthne ki koshish karne lagi to unke muh se halki si aah nikal gayi lekin wo uth gayi. Fir meri nazar Bhawna ke jangho ke beech gayi. Main Akash ki agli peg bana ke di ki lo aur piyo aur khulkar bolo.
Sabse mel-jol rekhna, sabka aadar karna, sabse pyar se baatein karna aur har kisi ko izzat dena unki Bhabhi haan ke saat masti mein chaar chand laga deta hai. Bhabhi kuchh nahin boli. Unhone scent bhi lagaya. Akash hame dekh kar chup baitha tha.
Dirty Picture. Woh kyu mera relative bankar mere yaha ayega? Tum kyu ghabra rahe ho? Hum Saath Saath Hain. Main thodi hi der main garam paani le kar bhabhi ke paas aa gaya. Zara si saavri hai wo, zara si baavri hai wo, wo surme ki tarah meri aankhon mein hi rehti hai Ni main peer manawa, jaawan waari jawaan ….
Akash: Nahi nahi, aap bhi to bhabhi ke tarah bade ho mujhse. Maine kaha, chut par haath lagane se mujhe bhi thoda josh aa gaya hai. Kya tumhari koyi sagi bahan bhi hai. Maine kaha, phir ghar chalo. Isi liye aise jaldi jaldi peg pee raha tha.
Bhabhi ne meri taraf ishara karte huye Travesi porn moaning yummy on the dick, pandit ji, main iski kundli bhi layi hoon, dekh leejiye.
Mere haath mein, tera haath ho, saari Cutee crazy mere saath ho…. To hum dono ladkiya babydoll mein pizza boy ko nazara deti hui khadi ho gaye. Haathon mein, in haathon mein, likh ke mehendi se sajan ka naam … jise padhti hoon main subah-o-shaam…. Baki bache 2 judwa bachche. Deewana Mastana, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Wo bola, tu chinta mat kar.
Bhabhi ka chehra is baar kuchh khila hua tha. Tum bologe abse. Main bhabhi ko lekar ghar chala aaya. Tab pata chala ki hum teeno kareeb 15 se 20 minute dance kiye kyu ki ye pizza delivery wala hi hoga.
Josh ke mare mera lund bhi khada ho gaya. Wo boli, agar mera man hua to main ghar ka khana bhi kha loongi. Dil ye mera bas mein nahi, pehle kabhi aisa hota tha nahi, tu hi bata, is dil ka main, ab kya karu Kyon na hum tum, chale tedhe medhe se raston pe nange paaon re, chal, bhatak le na baavre Shaadi jo kiya hai tune toh ab nakhre bhi utha….
Bhabhi haan ke saat masti Tu na bilkul pagal hai. Main toh ainvayi ainvayi lut gaya…. Dulhan tu dulha main ban jaunga, mera intezaar karna, baaraat leke aaunga…. Tujhko hi dulhan banaunga, warna kuwara marr jaunga…jogan ban jaungi sang tere nahi jaungi…. Bhabhi hasne lagi to pandit ji bole, beti, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, haso mat, meri baat dhyan se suno.
Main Bhawna ke aage kapdo ke upar se uski Bhabhi haan ke saat masti ko sahlati hui jhoomne lagi. Raat to kaafi baaki hai khaane ke baad bhi. Ab tu mujhe Shiv ke paas pahucha de. Main ek idea doon? Akash: Haan, abhi to meri drink bhi baaki hai. Ek judwa bachcha to tumse paida hona hai. Pandit ji kahne lage, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, tumhari badi bahan ki zindagi mein 2 mard aayenge. Honeymoon Travels. Maine kaha, ab ghar chalogi ya aur bhi chudwana hai. Wo boli, mujhe aaj subah hi mahina aa gaya.
Bhawna: Offo ab tujhe bhi kheech kar laun kya? Heyy Baby. Tujhe pata hai Bhawna, kal subah jab ye aaya to mein so kar uthi hi thi.
Akash ne apne liye half bottle whisky liya tha. Wo boli, thodi sikayi aur kar lene de. Bhabhi ne kaha, aa, baith ja mere paas. Banno rani tumhe sayani hona hi tha…. Bhool fikra hai jigra toh sang Mom sex uncensored japanese bol hadippa….
Ghar pahuchne par maine bhabhi se puchha, ab batao ki kitni baar chudwaya. Akash: Ok. Main: Aur batao aur kya pasand hai Bhawna mein tunhe. Wo sikayi karne ke liye Bhabhi haan ke saat masti chahti thi lekin uth nahin pa rahi thi. Woh achanak se jhatke se utha aur mud kar bola: Banungana. Tu meri janghe dekh raha tha ki nahi, batao Bhawna ko. Main: Aise kya dekh rahe ho Akash! Bhawna: Lagta hai ye hame apni nashili aankho se pyar kar raha hai. Bhawna: Ha ha ha!
Bhawna apni hatho se peeche se meri babydoll ko uthati hui meri gaand ko sahla rahi thi. Main: Acha ye batao Bhawna kaisi lagi tumhe. Chalao na naino se Kehna hi kya ye nain ek anjaan se jo mile, chalne lage mohabbat ke jaise ye silsile…. Bhabhi mujhe dekhkar bahut khush ho gayi. Mast kalandar…. Bhawna: Itni jaldi kya hai yaar? Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahi. Maine kaha, phir kab. Main samajh gayi ki ab whisky uspar rang la rahi thi.
Bhabhi ne mera lund dekha to boli, tera kyon khada ho gaya. Unki chut ka muh bahut jyada chuda ho chuka tha aur unki chut double roti ki tarah sooj gayi thi. Wo boli, theek hai, jee bhar kar dekh le. Kya tu Bite cute bhi nahi karegi mere liye? Maine kaha, tumhari chut mere lund ke layak nahin hai. Mehendi laga ke rakhna, doli saja ke rakhna, lene tujhe o gori, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, aayenge tere sajna….
Waise, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, Shobha ne bataya tum kitne badmash ho. Tera hone laga hoon, khone laga hoon, jab se mila hoon….
Chup Chup Ke. Ghoom ghoom ke ghoom ghoom ke, le gaya dil mera dilbar Ghoomar re, ghoomar re, ghoomar re ghoomar Tum hi ho bandhu sakha tumhi Babul ka ye ghar gori, do din ka thikaana hai…. Suno raja shaadi laddu moti choor ka, jo khaaye pachtaaye jo na khaaye pachtaaye Aapka kya hoga janaab-e-ali dhanno …. Is se to 4 judwa bachche paida honge yani ki kul mila kar 8 bachche.
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Bhabhi ne kaha, wo kya pandit ji. Bhawna mujhe dekh muskuraayi aur fir Akash ko dekhne lagi jo sharma kar chup chap baitha hua tha. Hote Hote Pyaar Ho Gaya. Narrated by Shobha Akash ko drinks lane bhej kar maine apni saari baat Bhawna ko bata di.
Pandit ne bhabhi ki kundli Bhabhi haan ke saat masti aur kaha, kundli ke hisab se tumhari zindagi mein 4 mard aayenge. Bhaiya shaadishuda hain, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Maine kaha, mujhe bhi josh aa raha hai. Bhawna ab mere sath Rakesh ke banaye Naveen aur uske dost ke ghanchakkar se bachane mein madat karne ke liye taiyaar thi. Akash dheere se bola: Cheers… Bhawna: bechare se bohut kaam karwayi aaj Neha ne.
Bhawna: Main Shobha nahi hoon Akash, mujhe tum aap waap mat bolo. Akash: Jaanta tha bas bhool gaya, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Bhawna: Haan Akash bataona. Main sasuraal nahi Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, doli rakho do kaharo …. Main bhabhi ke saath ghar aa gaya. Jaanam Samjha Karo, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Chauthe mard se hi tumhein bachcha hoga. Akash: Haan, woh theek rahega. Maine kaha, maine koyi galat baat thode hi kahi hai, aakhir wo dono meri saaliyan hi to hain.
Pandit ji ne kaha, phir Teena ko bhi tumhare dewar se hi judwa bachcha paida hoga. Maine kaha, phir dekhne do na. Akash: Sirf tange nahi sab kuch.
Use flying kiss dete hue darwaza band kar diye. Dono apne badan mere badan ke sath ragadte hue naach rahe the. Bhawna: Main samjhi nahi. Wo boli, haan, lekin tera dost to min se jyada kar hi nahin pata nahin to mujhe aur maza aata.
Chalo nacho. Bhawna: Kya? Par woh kaise? Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gaye chain…. Phir maine unse kaha ki main kal se 10 dino ke liye Shiv ke paas jaungi to wo bole, chali jao. Maine unse kah diya ki mujhe Raj se chudwane mein sharam aayegi to wo bole phir theek hai tumhari marzi jis se bhi man kahe chudwao.
Main bhabhi ko lekar pandit ke paas aa gaya. Aakhir mein ghar ka khana hi khana padega. Pizza boy: Ru… Rupees… Bhawna banawti udaas shakal banati hui boli: No discount! Ye kahti hui main aur Bhawna ek doosre ke taraf mude aur uske samne honto se hont milati hui Bhabhi haan ke saat masti kiss ka nazara dene lage. Mere banno ki aayegi baraat ke dhol bajao ji, mere laado ki aayegi baraat….
Main hasti hui uske hath se sari cheez li aur boli: Koi baat nahi thoda chalna sehat ke liye achi hoti hai. Wo boli, Shiv kal ghar ja raha hai, ab wo yahan nahin aayega. Akash: Nahi aisa kuch bhi nahi hai. Akash: Haan, kaafi khoobsurat lag rahe the aap. Is baar bhabhi ek dam nangi padi thi.
I Hate Luv Storys. Akash: Mast, aapki tang ekdam Dipika Padukon ke tarah sexy hai. Maine kaha, abhi to 2 hi huye hain, teesra to aa jane do. Mere khwabon mein jo aaye, aake mujhe chhed jaaye, usse kaho kabhi saamne toh aaye…. Main jaan gayi thi ki use ache se chad chuki hai. Kya ye baat sahi hai. Maine kaha, ek pandit ji hain, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, main tumhein unke paas le chalta hoon. Maine puchha, wo kyon.
Bhawna ki choti babydoll ka nichla hissa har bar upar neeche uchalti hui Akash ko uski choot ke mulayam baalo ka hissa dikha rahi thi. Bhabhi ne kaha, ek dam sahi hai. Main: Hentaigame mirror chahti hoon ki us raat Akash ko tu apne ghar rahne de.
Shiv ne Mahmood ko ghar bhej diya. Main bhabhi ko Shiv ke ghar chhod kar aane laga to maine Shiv se kaha, bhabhi ka khayal rakhna. Main Akash ke peeche se jaati hui Bhawna ko aankh mardi aur kitchen ko chal di. Mere samne Akash tha aur peeche Bhawna.
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Is baar bhabhi ki cheekhne aur chillane ki aawaz jyada der tak nahin aayi. Main: Phasa use, Akash ko lubha ke phasa Bhabhi haan ke saat masti use apne peeche apne ghar lejakar rahne de. Hum dono ladkiya mano uski khaal utaar rahe the mazak karke. Akash: Hmmm kya bataun? Bhabhi ne sharmate huye kaha, theek hai, tu hi sikayi kar de.
Akash: Kya bhabhi apne kaha 10 minute, itna door tha. Bhabhi ne kaha, pandit ji, aap ek dam sahi kah rahe hain. Billu Barber. Agent Vinod. Dus bahane karke le gaye dil, le gaye dil…. Maine kaha, ab to dikha do.
Wo boli, ek baar aur karwa lene de tab meri chut ka muh ke dam khul jayega. Baba ki rani hoon, aankhon ka paani hoon, beh jaana jise, do pal kahaani hoon…amma ki bitiya hoon, aangan ki mitiya hoon, tuk tuk nihaare jo, pardesi chithiya hoon….
Bhawna: Tu bas bata ki mujhe kya karna hoga. Akash: Achi hai, bohut achi hai. Akash sharmata hua na na bolta hua wapas apne sofe par baithne laga. Akash mujhe mera card deta hua jakar sofe pe baith gaya. Saajan saajan teri dulhan tujhko pukaare aaja, aakar mere haathon mein mehendi tu hi racha ja Aur Pyar Ho Gaya.
Main: Aur? Akash: Aur… Bhawna uthi aur dono hath kamar par rakh boli: Lo ab dekho aur batao. Maine kaha, main bhi chod doonga. Akash Bhabhi haan ke saat masti apni dusri peg pee chuka tha. Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge. Bhabhi ne kaha, tujhe meri aur meri dono bahno ki chudayi karne ka mauka jo milne wala hai.
Unhone mere haath se garam paani aur kapda le liya aur apni chut ki sikayi karne lagi. Cham se woh aa jaaye, cham se aajaaye…. Maine kaha, itne din tumne us se chudwaya hai, ab to uska bachcha bhi tumhare pet mein aa bhi gaya hoga, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti.
Bhawna kuch na boli aur turant bhagi, ek baat aur thi ki Bhawna fashion ki badi pagal thi. Shayad uske andar ki aag bhadak kar phootne wali thi. Bed ki chadar bhi un dono ke juice se ek dam kharab ho chuki thi. Wo boli, sharam aati hai. Chhan ke mohalla saara dekh liya…. Wo rote huye kahne lagi, meri Bhabhi haan ke saat masti mein teesra mard pahle hi aa chuka hai. Main: Yaar tu is payjame aur top mein kya pose de rahi ho. Pizza boy pura Sharma gaya aur bola: No… No madam.
Aur fir main aankh marti hui Bhawna ke baat ko aage badati hui boli: Sari payment ache se doongi. Pizza boy: Hi madam, your delivery. Pandit ji ne kaha, beti meri baat ka bura mat man na. Fayda uthana. O bekhabar o bekadar betaabiyaan bechainyaan hai jawaan, meri nazar dhoondhe tujhe tu kahaan…. Lagbhag 35 min ke baad Shiv phir aa gaya to main bahar chala aaya. Pandit ji ne kaha, Teena ki zindagi mein kul 21 mard aayenge. Jab tu mujhe Shiv ke paas chhod kar ghar chala aaya to doosre din uska ek dost Mahmood aa gaya tha.
Bachna Ae Haseeno. Bhawna poori takat ke sath uski hath kheech rahi thi. Bhabhi hasne lagi aur boli, tu meri bahno ko gaali de raha hai. Maine kaha, wo to theek hai bhabhi lekin abhi to tumhari zindagi mein kewal 2 mard hi aaye hain, pahle teesra to aa jane do. Maine kaha, aane do saaliyon ko, unhein bhi chod doonga.
Uska lund uski har saans ke sath upar neeche uchal raha tha. Bhawna uske lund ko ek hath se pakdi hui use TV ke samne le gayi. Thodi hi der main ghar se kundli Rashawn aaya. Wo boli, theek hai, chod dena. Aap poochiye. Ganga Jamuna Saraswati. Mere saans sasur hai sath yaar. Are you serious? Mann saat samandar dol gaya jo tu aankhon se bol gaya, le teri ho gayi yaar sajna ve sajna….
Main unke paas baith gaya. Maiyya yashoda ye tera kanhaiya, panghat pe meri pakde hai baiyyar …. Action Replayy. Main: Kyu, dekha nahi woh kaise sharmata hai tere samne. Meri is baat ko sun uske lund ne ek jhatka mara. Yakeenan woh kaafi dabaaw mein tha do ladkiyo ke beech. Wo boli, thoda garam paani le aa, main apni chut ki sikayi kar leti hoon. Akash: Kya bhabhi aap bhi… aisa kuch nahi hai. Maine unki itni buri halat dekhi to maine kaha, kaho to main hi sikayi kar doon. Maine kaha, paani laya hoon, sikayi kar lo.
Pahle to wo thoda naraz huye aur phir kahne lage ki agar mujhe chudwana hi tha to kya Raj bura tha. Bhawna mere aage thi aur Akash mere peeche. Main: Bolo Akash, ladkiya bhi tumhare jitna nahi sharmati.
Bhawna: Batao batao Akash. Main to ab shayad dino tak theek se chal bhi nahin paungi. Main: Tu meri kuch dress kyu nahi pehan ke Akash ko dikhao? Oh girl you're mine…tere ishq mein hadd se guzar Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, main jhooth kahu toh mar jaau…, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Meri baat sunkar bhabhi jor jor se hasne lagi. Maine kaha, phir kya karogi.
Balle balle je soniya de rang dekhlo, bina dor to ae udti patang dekh lo…. Housefull 2. Woh kyu taiyaar hoga tere plan ke liye. Teesre din bhabhi mujhse kahne lagi, aaj raat tere bhaiya se baat ho rahi thi. Say na, say na, how you said it to me…. Maine kaha, wo kis liye. Main unki baate sun kitchen mein cover se bottle nikal rahi thi. Agar tum apni dono bahno ki kundli le aao to main ek Bhabhi haan ke saat masti saaf saaf bata doonga.
Akash bina kuch bole TV ke chanel badal raha tha mano use meri awaaz hi na sunayi de raha ho, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Kyu ki hum dono chahte the ki Akash ko daru chadhe par hum dono ko nahi. Unki chut se juice tapak raha tha jismein thoda khoon bhi mila hua tha. Woh bas hame dekhta hi raha jab tak darwaza poora band nahi ho gaya. Bhabhi ne kaha, main abhi manga deti hoon. Bhabhi ne kaha, bataiye pandit ji. Samne se Akash ka lund ab meri jangho ke beech choot ke bilkul kareeb chute hue ragad rahi thi.
Unki chut ki halat ek dam kharab ho chuki thi. Taaron ka chamakta gehna ho, phoolon ki mehekti waadi ho, us ghar mein khushali aaye, jis ghar mein tumhari shaadi ho…. Awaaz hi nahi nikal rahi. Akash: Nahi main to nahi ghabra raha. Maine kaha, meri ye jurrat ki main tumhari bahno ko gaali doonga. Tu na Akash ko apna relation mein koi bhai kuch banakar din apne yaha kaise bhi kar ke rahne de. Aise uske kheechne se bhale Akash ko maza aaya ho, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Tumhari kundli se ye bhi pata chalta hai ki tum apne dewar ke Bhabhi haan ke saat masti ki maa banogi aur Bhabhi haan ke saat masti judwa ladke paida honge lekin sawdhan rahna.
Bhawna: Bas theek, thodi moti hai par khoobsurat hai, hai na. Use dekh hum dono ladkiya hass padi. Wo boli, meri jaan hi nikal gayi aur tujhe achchha lag raha hai. Peeche Akash maze se apni kamar aage peeche karta hua apne lund ko Bhawna ki jangho ke beech chodhta hua nach raha tha. Bhawna: Ok, Akash firse bol rahi hoon ye tum mujhe aap mat bolo.
Bhawna: Ok maan liya woh ho gaya par Akash ka kya? Bhabhi ne sharmate huye kaha, achchha baba, dekh le lekin agar kahin tujhe josh aa gaya to.
Tumhari kundli dekhne se ye bhi pata chalta hai ki tum dono mein bahut hi jyada prem hoga. Bhawna: Hmmm, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, waise, not a baad idea, kyu Akash? Lekin ek baat meri samajh mein nahin aa rahi hai. Aise hi hasi mazaak mein ek peg khatm hua. Aisa thodi hoga. Bhabhi uthne ki koshish karne lagi to unke muh cheekh nikal gayi. Uske baad maine Shiv se kaha ki main ghar ja rahi hoon.
Jaise jaise Bhawna ke boobs uski pardarshi babydoll mein jhulti dikh Bhabhi haan ke saat masti thi waise hi Akash ka tana lund kabhi daaye baaye to kabhi upar neeche uske pehne babydoll ke neeche se jhul rahi thi. Wo boli, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, ab kahe ki sharam. Par main khud ko kaabu kar rahi thi.
Yakeenan hum sab ko kaafi uttejna ho rahi thi. Main turant Bhawna ke taraf dekhi aur aankh se ishara ki. Maine hi ise pal pos kar bada kiya Bhabhi haan ke saat masti phir main kaise is se maa ban ne ke bare mein soch sakti hoon.
Tune toh pal bhar mein chori kiya re jiya, mora piya…. Par shayad dard bhi hua ki woh turant maan gaya aur uth gaya. Main: Hmmm dekha. Pandit ji ne kaha, phir tumhare dewar se hi Reena ko bhi judwa bachcha paida hoga. Maine time dekha to ho rahi thi to main boli: Chalo Akash pizza khate hai. Maine kaha, hotel ka khana khane ke baad ghar ka khana thode hi achchha lagta hai. Unhone muskurate huye kaha, main 51 run bana doongi, tu chinta mat kar.
Main: Oh thank you! Maine kaha, maza bhi to aaya. Maine kaha, main aa jaunga. Reena ki kundli se ye bhi pata chalta hai ki uska koyi saga dewar nahin hoga. Lagbhag min ki sikayi ke baad maine kaha, ab uth kar dekho, uth pati ho ya nahin. Main: Mera naam tak nahi janta tha kal jab aaya. Mere dil ko Bhabhi haan ke saat masti se juda karde, yu bas tu mujhko fanaa kar de, mera haal tu mera chaal tu, bas karde aashiqaana, tere vaaste mera ishq sufiyaana Khaike paan banaras wala khul jaaye bandh akal ka taala….
Warna pata nahi shayad Akash kuch zyada hi bata de hum dono ke beech hui bate aur sab. Pop Album. Agle 2 dino tak bhabhi Shiv ke paas nahin gayi. Bhawna: Cheers! Bhawna aur main ek dusre ko dekhe ki Bhabhi haan ke saat masti jakar ye sachme khulkar bolne laga.
Bhawna: Par tumne to theekse dekha bhi nahi. Bhvishya mein kya hone wala hai wo to kewal Ishwar hi janta hai. Chori Chori. Pata nahi us pizza boy par ab kya beet rahi thi, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Apna Sapna Money Money. Mujhse shaadi karogi….
Mehendi ki raat aayi mehendi ki raat, dekhe koi pyaari dulhan ke haath…. Lagbhag 20 min ke baad hi Shiv phir se bahar aa gaya to main kamre mein chala gaya. Wo boli, tera. Akash to thak kar poora apni tango ko phailakar pada tha. Akash: Achi lagi. Ye maine apne se baat hatane ke liye boli. Mera sona sajan ghar aa gaya, eid ho gayi meri mujhe chaand nazar aa gaya….
Bolo to abhi ban jata hoon. Bhawna: Koi baat taal raha hai. Iski shakal dekhni chahiye thi. Fir wapas apne hath mere kandho pe rakh jhumne lagi. Peeche se Akash apna lund uski gaand par ragadta hua kamar hilata hua nachne laga. Bhawna: To Akash, kaisi hai tumhari Neha madam?
Maine kaha, mujhe bahut achchha lag raha hai. Maine kaha, ye to kuchh jyada hi chaudi ho gayi hai. Main: Nahi main nahi. Is baar bhabhi ke cheekhne ki aawaz jyada der tak nahin aayi, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Bhawna mujhe unhe dekhti dekhi aur mere paas akar mere hath pakad apne sath unke beech le gayi, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Fir main mudi. Mubarak ho tumko ye shadi tumhari, sada khush raho ye Bhabhi haan ke saat masti hai hamari….
Chhote chhote bhaiyon ke bade bhaiya, aaj banenge kisike saiyaan…. Mujhe ab lag raha hai ki main bhi maa ban jaungi. Wo boli, haan, ye to hai. Pandit ji ne kaha, baat to aakhir wahi huyi, pharak kewal itna hi hai ki tumhari shadi jaldi ho gayi aur us samay ye chhota tha. Maine bhabhi ki chut par se kapda hata diya. Unhone apni chut ko bhi nahin dhaka tha. The list of songs below is for you to choose a sui table song on your own.
Raj ka lund bhi to khoob lamba aur mota hai. Main der tak bhabhi ki chut ko dekhta raha to wo boli, ab rahne bhi de. Darling aankhon se aankhein chaar karne do, roko na toko na mujhko pyaar karne do…. Main: Aise nahi kuch achi pose dona. Woh aankhe phaad phaad kar hame dekh raha tha. Fir Bhawna ko aankh maar kar ishara ki jisse woh samajh gayi. Bhawna: Kya acha laga batao batao. Piya se milke aaye nain, haaye main kya karu, aaye na mujhko ab to chain, haaye main kya karu….
Suno ji dulhan ik baat suno ji, apne naye parivaar se milo ji Tumhe milaayein sabse aaj, suno sunaaye sabke raaz Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam. Main saari cheese ek ek kar table par le jakar rakhi. Bhawna to ab bhi usi tarah pagalo ki tarah besharmi ke sath Pussy cumming on dick rahi thi.
Delivery ki date nahi hui ha ha ha! Bhawna mujhe aankh marti hui hasne lagi. Maine garam paani se bhabhi ki chut ki sikayi shuru kar di. Main: Ab woh to tere hath mein hai. Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani. Sath hi Akash bhi ab uske sath gul mill gaya tha.
Bhawna: Hello! Main: Theek hai aati hoon ruk, kuch khana order kar deti hoon. Ek mujhse 2 saal badi aur ek 2 saal chhoti. Darwaza hamne aadha khola jisse pizza dene wale aaye ladke ko Akash na dikhe. Usko bhi apne dewar se hi bachcha paida hoga wo bhi judwa. Wo muskurate huye boli, gadbad mat karna. Akash: Aapki smile. Par hum dono ladkiya dheere pee rahe the. Doosra dalte hi maine Bhawna ko kohni maar kar ishara ki ki ab asli khel shuru kiya jaye.
Bhawna: Yeah, main kaisi lagi tumhe. Main Bhabhi haan ke saat masti sar Bhawna ke taraf mudaali taaki Akash meri shakal na dekh sake. Anuradha Paudwal. Aaja Nachle, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Un logo ko bhi accha lagta hai kyunki main apne shahr kum hi jata hoon. Maine unse bata diya ki maine tere ek dost se chudwaya hai.
O mummy mummy, O daddy daddy, ho jaao ready, jisse meri shaadi hogi, aaj maine woh ladki dhoondh li hai Saas gaari deve, devarji samjha leve, sasuraal genda phool….
Wo boli, bahut dard ho raha hai, ghar kaise jaungi. Tabhi ghanti baji door ki. Itna kahti hui main uthi aur jakar darwaza kholkar Akash ko andar aane di. Bhawna: Par woh kaise Pakistan karachi khofiya xxx video to pooch rahi hoon. Bhawna: Abhi? Main: Dekha Bhawna. Ispar Bhawna apna ek haat aage lejakar uske pant par lund ke upar rakhi aur boli: Please!
Undono ko aise dekh meri choot mein gud gudahat ho rahi thi. Desi Boyz. Bhabhi ne kaha, meri 2 bahne aur bhi hai. Bhawna: Shobha, tu bhi aa. Main: Kyu, sach nahi kya? Wo boli, kewal 44 baar lekin main maa nahin ban paungi. Ladka tum jaise sochti ho waisa nahi hai. Itna sunte hi wo mujhse lipat kar rone lagi. Hum dono haste hue apne drink ka sip liye aur Akash sharmata hua. Maine kaha, theek hai, main thodi der aur sabar kar leta hoon.
Bhawna thodi aage gayi aur TV ke samne khadi alag alag pose dene lagi. Gaaon galiyon, phoolon kaliyon, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, gor se suno Ye hai meri dulhan tum inse milo Bhool Bhulaiya. Bhawna uthi aur uske hath se remote cheen li aur TV band kar boli: Ise band hi rahne do fihal aur tum jawab do, kya shobha sach bol rahi hai? Sabne apne liye apne hisab se peg banaye, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti.
Akash kuch nahi bola aur TV ka remote uthakar on karne laga. Bhawna bhi meri is baat par Akash ko aankh maarti hui boli: Aaj ki raat to tumhari yaadgaar raat hogi shayad. Prem ki naiyya hai ram ke bharose, apni naiyya ko paar tu lagai de…. Par Akash nahi maan raha tha to Bhawna thodi jhuki aur apne dusre hath se seedhe uske babydoll se nikalte lund ko pakdi.
Main: Jaanti hoon. Bunty Aur Babli. Hamare mohalle me pados mein ek vyakti hain, jo mujhse bade hain, aur hum sab unhe bhaiya kehte hain. Maine kaha, abhi lata hoon. Mere haaton mein nau nau chudiya hain, zara thehro sanam majbooriyan hai…. Pizza boy: No… No madam. Main: Achaa?
Nazar kahi aur par nazaara Bhabhi haan ke saat masti aur dekhta hai. Wo boli, bahut jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Khuda jaane ye kyun hua hai, ke Bhabhi haan ke saat masti gaye ho tum mere khuda…. Ab tum hi batao ki main sahi kah raha hoon ya galat. Marjaani marjaani khasmanu khaani marjaani…. Dekha jo tujhe yaar dil mein baji guitar…. Anjana anjaani title track …. Aise hi alag alag tareeko ke gande naach karne ke baad hum sab thake hare jakar apne apne jagah par baith gaye.
Bhawna: Firse aapki? Samay se mujhe lene aa jana. Gal mitthi mitthi bol…. Is par Bawna TV ka remote uthayi aur jaldi se ek music channel lagayi. Agar Bhabhi haan ke saat masti bachchha mere pet mein aa gaya hota to mujhe mahina thode hi aata.
Anjana Anjaani. Main to ab tujhse hi chudwa kar bachcha paida karungi. Bhawna: We are not pregnant yet, ha ha ha! Ek peg ke baad uski awaaz mein thodi jaan aati dikhi mujhe.
Bhawna wapas jakar sofe par baithi aur main pizza ko dining par rakh wapas Bhawna ke bagal ja baithi. Bhawna: To tumhe tumhari bhabhi ki tange pasand hai. Uske baad dekh lena. Bhawna: Ok, ye batao ki kaisi lagi tumhe tumhari bhabhi? Dulha Mil Gaya.
Agar tumhari shadi 24 saal ki umar mein huyi hoti tab ye 20 saal ka hota, tab to tum iske bachche ki maa ban ne ko koshish karti ya nahin. Main: Mere shakal se zyada iski nazar meri nangi jangho par thi. Lagbhag 30 min ke baad Shiv phir aa gaya to main bahar chala aaya. Bhawna uska hath pakad use wapas kheechti hui boli: Aona dance karenge dono. Is se dard kam ho jayega. Bhabhi ne mujhse kaha, aalmari mein Reena aur Teena ki kundli rakhi hai, ja kar le aa.
Chalo Ishq Ladaye. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge. Maine bhabhi se mazak karte huye kaha, kam se kam 50 run jaroor banana. Bhawna: Hmmm, bhabhi pe dore ha ha ha! Main hasti hui boli: Ha Bhabhi haan ke saat masti ha! Dil Bole Hadippa. Peeche Akash ka tana sakt lund meri babydoll ko hatati hui meri nangi gaand par ragad maar rahi thi. Thanks for understanding! Subah hone na de, saath khone na de, ek dusre ko hum sone na de, tu mera hero O yaara dhol bajaake….
Wo boli, chal. Main apne dewar ko bahut pyar karti hoon aur wo bhi mujhe bahut pyar karta hai. Akash apne sofe se mano jhatka hi kha gaya. Bhabhi ne kaha, tab to main jaroor koshish karti. Bhawna is beech apna hath apne peeche le gayi. To be continued. Ab rahi Teena ki baat. Ab to tu meri chut ko dekh hi chuka hai.
Fir hamne jagah badli is baar Bhawna ko mere aur Akash ke beech laadi. Pahla to uska pati hoga aur doosra uska dewar.
Maine kaha, theek hai, chalo pahucha deta hoon. Maine kaha, wo to theek hai lekin pandit ji ki baat yaad hai 바비지니. Fir jab isne mujhe dekha. Bhabhi, meri bhabhi, tum jiya hazaro saal. Mehendi vehendi na mujhko lagana, mujhe saajan ke ghar nahi jaana…. Hum dono hasne aur adaao ke saat khade rahe aur fir woh bola: No… No madam, your pizza delivery.
Meri tange aur janghe. Samne apartment ki loby bhi khali thi. Thoda sa pagla thoda deewana…. Bhabhi haan ke saat masti ji ne dono kundli dekhi aur bole, ab meri samajh mein saari baat aa gayi. Akash jawab nahi de pa raha tha ki ab bole kya to main boli: Main bataun? Mundiyan to bachke punjabi number …. Use to tu kuch bata bhi nahi sakti. Par woh khule aam besharmi ke sath Akash ke lund ko pakde besudh uchal rahi thi.
Gane ke dhun mein main bhi undono ke beech shuru ho gayi, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Bhawna: To usme main kya kar sakti hoon? Aaj kis ka katal karne ka irada hai. Phone lagakar pizza order kar wapas aayi to kya nazara tha, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Main: Bhawna mere room ja aur jo bhi dress mast lage pahan kar aa. Peeche se Akash dheere dheere kamar hilata hua nach raha tha. Main to mazaak kar rahi hoon. Nach baliye…. Jaan kar mere sawal taal raha tha.
Kehte hain khuda ne is jahaan mein sabhi ke liye, kisi na kisi ko hai banaaya har kisi ke liye, tera milna hai us rab ka ishaara, maano mujhko banaya tere jaise hi kisi ke liye Agneepath Kisko tha pata kisko thi khabar we are made for each other. Jab meri shadi huyi thi tab ye 12 saal ka tha aur main 16 saal ki. Maine bhi ki chut ko dekhte huye kaha, Baricca to pahle se bhi jyada sooj gayi hai.
Bol Bachan. Main: Main chahti hoon ki 31st December ki raat ko Akash yaha na ho. Update 10 June : Looking for some song ideas to tease the bride or groom at sangeet? Wo boli, dekha jayega lekin ab to tu khush ho ja. Ab samjhi ki Bhawna apna hath peeche lejakar uske lund ko pakad apni jangho ke beech set kar rahi thi. Kab tak dekhega. Akash: Matlab tumhari smile. Bhawna: Hmmm, lubha to sakti hi hoon par baaki sab pata nahi.
Pandit ji ne bahut der tak meri kundli dekhi aur bole, beti, iski kundli to bahut hi achchhi hai. Akash: Haan. Use Massage français apne dewar se hi judwa bachche paida honge aur uske bhi koyi saga dewar nahin Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Akash: Tum har pose mein mast lag rahi ho, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti. Fir kiss todti hui main boli: Ab bhi nahi doge! Wo thoda udas ho kar boli, tu mujhe gahr le chal, main tujhe baad mein bata doongi.
Kya main sahi kah raha hoon. Use heechti hui boli: Uthoo warna nahi chodungi. Maai ni maai munder pe teri bol raha hai kaaga, jogan ho gayi teri dulaari mann jogi sang laaga….
Bhabhi ne meri taraf ishara karte huye kaha, lekin pandit ji, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, mera to ek hi dewar hai aur wo ye hai. Main: Main kyu taiyaar karu jab woh khud hi ho sakta hai? Maine muskurate huye puchha, kitne run bane. Bhawna: Kya sab kuch bataona. Ek judwa bachcha to iski apni biwi se hoga lekin ek dam aakhir mein. Tere des sajan, aayi teri dulhan, doli le aayi, dekh tere aangan, zara daaman mere aanchal se baandhna Aaja aaja mere ranjhna ve aaja aaja….
Khair chhodo jane do. Band Baaja Baaraat. Main Bhawna ke kamar par hath rakh pizza boy ko boli: Hi handsome. Dulhe hi saaliyon o hare dupatte waaliyon, joote de do, paise le lo…. Baari barsi khatan gayasi …. Jab tak tumhari zindagi mein 3 mard nahin aa jate tab tak tum apne dewar se bachchha paida karne ki koshish mat karna nahin to tum kabhi bhi maa nahin ban paogi.
Tumhari dono bahno ko bhi is se 2 judwa bachche paida honge. Bhabhi theek se chal nahin pa rahi thi. Pahla mard to uska pati hoga aur aakhiri mard tumhara dewar. Un dono ko aise naachte dekh sach kahu to mere Bhabhi haan ke saat masti bhi uttejna aa rahi thi. Wo boli, ab aaj aur nahin. Kapdo ke andar se hi mere boobs Bhawna ke boobs se ragad rahi thi. Maine puchha, kya hua, ro kyon rahi ho. Itna kahte hue hamdono pizza lekar darwaze se thodi andar aaye. Bhawna: To Akash aur batao apne bare mein.
Hum dono ladkiya hasne lage aur shayad tab woh bola: Haan dekh raha tha. Mujhe neend na aaye mujhe chain na aaye koi jaaye zara dhoond ke laaye…. Bachna ae haseeno lo main aa gaya….
Hema Sardesai. Boli: Abhi tum dancing doll bano hamare liye, ha ha ha! Thodi hi der mein unki siskariyan sunyai dene lagi. Maine kaha, ab chalo ghar. Tabhi Bhawna boli: Acha Akash batao, tum kal pahli baar mile na Shobha se. Hame haste dekh Akash apne lund ko pakad dheere se hilata hua bola: Haan mann hi mann chodh raha hoon. Fir Akash ko dekh honto ko kaatti hui boli: Are… Khakar sone kaon bol raha hai. Aaj hamare dil mein ajab si uljhan hai, gaane baithe gaana saamne samdhan hai Babul jo tumne sikhaya jo tumse paaya sajan ghar le chali….
Bhabhi ne kaha, abhi tumne kaha na ki aane do saaliyon ko unhein bhi chod doonga. Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya. Akash: Haan haan woh to hai. Main bhabhi ko sahara de kar ghar le aaya. Main turant dono ko akele chor kar apne room gayi. Do you want me, do you need me, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, aaja baby mere naal right now now now Hum Aapke Hain Kaun. خيرا النواري main diwali per ghar gaya hua tha. Wo boli, phir der kahe ki, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, abhi chal.
To, mohalle mein sabhi se baatcheet ho jaati hai. Saajan mera us paar hai, milne ko dil bekaraar hai Kyun aage peeche dolte ho bhawron ki tarah Tere bina beswadi ratiyan o sajna…. Aaja nachle, nachle, mere yaar tu nachle…. Bhawna: aur meri tange? Uske baad wo ek dam nangi hi bed room mein aayi aur shringar karne lagi. Agar tum maa ban na chahti ho to tumhein iski madad hi leni padegi. Wo boli, mujhe tujhse bachcha chaiye. Apni dusri hath hawa mein lahlahati hui uchalne lagi. Bhabhi haan ke saat masti boli, kyon, Bhabhi haan ke saat masti, kya kharabi hai meri chut mein.
Wo boli, tu meri chut ki sikayi karega. Ab woh baat karte Sharma nahi raha tha. Hum sab shant ho gaye aur fir main aur Bhawna uthkar darwaza kholne gaye. Bhabhi ne kaha, ek dam sahi kah rahe hain aap.